George Carlin once said, "I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing"

Sage advice. By this point the only people that actually dine on the canned crap the government pumps out of it's bullshit factories are the metal bottom feeders that can't taste the difference and the media between commercial breaks.

Uncle Sam's Canned Lies retro graphic t-shirt. Shows a retro government official holding up a can with the label: Lies, Now with More Fear! Warning: Thinking may inhibit the usefulness of this product.

• Slightly form fitting. Order a size larger for a more comfy relaxed fit.
• 100% ring spun cotton, Heather Grey is 90% ring spun cotton/10% polyester, Heather Colors are 40% ring spun cotton/60% polyester
• 100% preshrunk combed ringspun cotton
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
• 4.5 oz. pre-shrunk 30/1 singles

Available in royal blue, light blue, heather blue, red, orange, heather grey.