This shirt is for:

• professionals with high standards and low tolerance for nonsense
• coworkers who answer questions only after reading the previous email
• finance people who value accuracy, speed, and basic preparation
• friends who need a shirt that does the attitude work for them
• gift buyers looking for office humor with a sharper edge

I'll Be Nicer If You'll Be Smarter is a shirt for anyone whose social battery is indexed to competence.

Wear it casually, gift it strategically, or save it for days when the meeting invite already feels suspicious. Finance Bro makes corporate humor for people who can be friendly when the inputs are decent.