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Standard issue for the uncommon man
This shirt isn’t for everyone. It’s for guys who live free, move quiet, and don’t need to explain a thing. Embroidered with an MP5 across the chest, it doesn’t beg for attention. It earns it.
Cut from thick, structured cotton and washed to feel like an old favorite, the oversized fit is intentional. Built to wear hard, feel good, and make people ask where you got it.
We only made a limited run. No restocks. No second chances. You either grab one, or you miss out.
Oversized fit for comfort and presence
6.5 oz premium cotton, soft but sturdy
Embroidered in the USA
Not sold in stores
Fit note: These are cut big. Size down if you want a standard fit. Stick with your usual size if you want room to move.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 34-37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38-41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 75.6 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.1 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.2 | 137.2-144.8 |
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 24 - Jun 29
US$40
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