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Performative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point.
The Details:
Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish-brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in parentheses below reads "(I LET MOM DO IT)."
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